Dark Cloud: go through dark dungeons to find geography orbs and keys
also genies
Tales of Symphonia: run around every where twice as the same girl get’s kidnapped in every cutscene and you get betrayed by everyone
also spandex-wearing angels
also spandex-wearing angels
perfect description of TOSThe Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
The world is taken over by some dickwad with weird ass hair and the princess you have to save doesn’t put out. No one remembers you saving the world afterwards. Everyone calls you a fairy boy.Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
So you’re up in the sky with this chick and flying around on giant birds, and she falls, so you have to lug around a sword with Captain Obvious inside of it and go save her, and you get licked in the face by a blatantly homosexual man who really likes diamonds.
Tristan you were supposed to make the game sound /bad./ xD
So was I just not supposed to mention Ghirahim at all?? xD
Well I mean he is the best part of the game. I probably would have said something like:
Skyward Sword- Fi. Literally every single person in the game wants your dick. /Fi./
I mean I love Fi but I also love to hate on her.
Yeah, so there’s a game where you play as a 13 year old with hair that defies the laws of physics and you use a giant key to bonk shadows and disney villains on the head with. Much like that pile of shit Ocarina of Time, the main girl doesn’t put out, but neither does the main character. I guess they still believe in cooties. Anyway, everyone you love dies so don’t bother playing it.
World of Warcraft. I’m a fucking hulk who resembles the hunchback of Notre Dame who raids the same Temple and Area every single week, killing the monstrisities inside only for them to be resurrected the next week. And. The. Fucking. Process. Continues. On. Forever.
